yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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