I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
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You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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