Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
The air was thick with penises
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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