do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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