Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
