We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think a kid would responsible me up
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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