i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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