I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
