Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
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I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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