A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
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I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
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He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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