Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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