Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
false alarm. still invincible.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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