We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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