I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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