im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
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Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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