she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
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