Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
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You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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