im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I just counted my steps so I know when you start looking for you on my way back from the bathroom
You know how us drunks love counting steps
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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