her vagine was all disorganized.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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