In all seriousness though I just found out the dog pissed in my bed it'd be nice to crash somewhere other than my couch while my piss soaked bedding is in the washer
I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
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David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life