I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.