erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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