There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
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I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
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i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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