Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
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