How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Also, beer. Big fan.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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