I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
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And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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