Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Quick, to the slutcave!
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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