I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
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It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend