called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
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All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
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I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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