Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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