two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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