He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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