hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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