hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
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