I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
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I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
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Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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