He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Randomize
