STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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