Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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