Non-Jews are for practice
Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
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I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
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When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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