I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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