Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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