does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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