I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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