I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
Is it wrong in Austin to talk to the homeless while I feed a bird my chips??
What a dumb baby whore.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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