dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
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Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
God, I missed his penis.
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