"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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