Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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