you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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