covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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