What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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