real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
Come on in and take your pants off
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