it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
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Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
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Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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