so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
They took my balls.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Randomize
