That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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