That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
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All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
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I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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